I do not want to lie. It stands against my Operating Principles. And so, like Ben Franklin, I will record my errata for others to see:

• Told Sam I was once offered a job at Google when I was much younger. This was a complete lie. September 7, 2024
• Told Matt that our company had $50,000 ARR. The real number is $11,440. August 17, 2024
• Told Adeline my company had 15 employees. We have 1-7, depending on how you count an employee. February 13, 2024
• Told Matt that the Kanopi founder (Anne) reached out to me. She did not. I reached out to her. May 13, 2022
• Told Sean Mary made Ruby upset. She did not. It was Cheryl. May 1, 2022
• Told Matt “Grace and Mirais here,” which can be misinterpreted as “Grace and Mirais are here” May 25, 2022
• Told Matt Grace Wilen was the best friend of “Michelle L”. I can neither confirm nor deny this.
• Told @Grace B. the engagement ring was a fascist heirloom. I can neither confirm nor deny this. May 28, 2022
• Told Lissa Stafford the cat killed four birds. I only saw two (one of which turned out to be a rodent). July 26, 2022